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We're the Millers: Instant love interest for Kenny. This is Truth in Television in this case: Quinn really is a huge geek. He says "Look at this sexy nerd. The antagonist, a skinny and charismatic hipster fits the trope fairly well. In SkyfallQ is re-introduced as a good-looking young guy with glasses. Suffice to say, the reiteration of this character has his fair share of fangirls. Other Halves is about a team of computer programmers, but every one of the cast members could be models.

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